christmas cake girl

In Japan, a women over the age of 25 are often seen as used goods by Japanese men (Much like Christmas cake is "no good" after the 25th of December).

As a result, single Japanese women over 25 will often find a foreign partner, since Japanese men are no longer interested in them.

- "He loves his Christmas cake girls"
- "Shes a Christmas cake girl"
- "Since hes a Japanese guy, he wont be interested in her because shes old enough to be a Christmas cake girl"

by Robsterooni June 10, 2007

Eatin Cake

Code for boozin it up.

Katie: Lets eat some cake
Megan: I'm up for that

The Next Morning...

Katie: Mann i ate wayy to much cake last night.

by Mmmegan March 1, 2005

Ice my cake

When a guy cums inside you

"I want you to ice my cake."

by Kerris July 16, 2007

Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.

John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.

by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012

Paddy Caking

Paddy Caking is when you're doing a girl doggy style, and while your still inside her, you start playing Paddy Cake on her ass.

My girlfriend slapped me across the face after I started Paddy Caking her.

by Paddy McCake October 28, 2010

Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank

I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.

by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009

patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.

Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.

by P---H January 14, 2009