Noncey tea

A cup of tea with far too much milk in it, to the point you begin questioning if there's ever been a tea bag in it.

"mate, you're brewing so let's have a proper yorky, none of that noncey tea this time"

by That guy what names stuff September 16, 2023

tea drought

when your friend group is lacking tea

"yo nothing is interesting anymore"

"ikr, it's such a tea drought"

by phantomgirll November 16, 2019

Tea

Tea is NOT just a beverage. Tea is gossip and drama usually spilt by a few people like tea dealers there’s mostly one sometimes. But tea does go around in friendships.

Me to someone who wants tea: I heard that yesterday Becky was out for getting lip fillers

Person who wants tea: wow that’s some tea

Me to my friend,Ashley ( made up): ooo you got any tea I need tea
Ashley ( again made up): yep
Me: yay! Spill the tea all of it please! I might have some too.

Ashley: ok I heard that Gabby ( made up) called your man ugly and gay.

Me: THAT BITCH. Ashley that’s some tea thanks for telling me.

Ashley: what’s the tea?
Me: oh my boyfriend you know ,Kyle ( MADE UP AGAIN) said i love you

Ashley: awww that’s some cute tea.

( disclaimer:ALL THE NAMES I USED ARE MADE UP I DONT KNOW PEOPLE WITH THESE NAMES ITS MADE UP AGAIN I REPEAT THE NAMES ARE MADE UP)

by Thatgirl05 October 6, 2019

Tea

gossip

bitch! spill the tea!

by idkiwantakidicanthave March 15, 2019

What the tea?

Similar to “What the chile?”, this gag-worthy statement is simply asking about gossip.

What the tea can also be a replacement for “what the fuck?”

Person A: shut yo mouth, that’s why yo baby daddy left you and yo child.

Person B: oooh what the tea? 😭

by Bakesbykay June 2, 2025

TEA

some spicy dramaaa. NORMIES often use this to say “oh would you like some tea” , but the NON NORMIES say “ oooooo amelie do you have some tea to spill” meaning they are asking to be let into all the gossip !

“amelie do you have any tea to spill”

“ONG TEAAAAA”

by teatimeladyz November 21, 2018

Served tea

Always gets you on the one uppers that make you think they're smarter than you are.

Burn! You just got served tea

by Everything Nicer July 30, 2021