penanuwi sandwich

the perfect stoner sandwich.
it consists of nutella, peanut butter, bananas, and whipped cream in between two slices of bread.

penanuwi sandwich

by jedi_105 August 11, 2010

Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.

girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.

by andrewtz August 17, 2010

Shit Sandwich

The elimination of fecal waste through several human anus' into a toilet without flushing, and leaving the waste for another party or person to find or eat.

we put a shit sandwich to the other team's locker room.

We served a shit sandwich to his ex-girlfriend.

by Timmy1233212 May 28, 2011

hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.

i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich

by aidsgirl August 1, 2011

sandwich crossing

helping, e.g. children and old people, cross the road with the help of sandwich boards.

Meseems sandwich crossing is safe.

by uttam maharjan November 2, 2010

Chalk Sandwich

In an online video game (Socom 1,2,3 etc.) you 1 shot someone in the face.

That fool was camping on me and i gave his ass a big hairy chalk sandwich.

by Silent & Ghozt June 28, 2006

smoked meat sandwich

A sandwich that "1337 5p43k3rz" eat. Lol. For "pr0 g4m3r0x0rz" only.

ZOMG I PWN3D THIS n00b th3n I w3n7 2 937 a w311 1337 smukk3d m33t s4n!3 LOL!!!!11!ONE!111!!! BOOM! HEADSh0t! T3h 1337 s4n!

In english:
Oh my god I beat this new player at a game then I went to get a very elite smoked meat sandwich. Haha. Bang I shot you in the head.

by j03 !nf3rn0 June 25, 2006