Green Dick Slaminitus

Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.

Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!

by ScientificStreet knowledge November 27, 2017

Wammy With The Slammy

a person who slams your mom on a regular basis

my mom just had Wammy With The Slammy whit the neighbour and now my parents are getting divorced

by DpparentlyDannyIsAHoe April 7, 2018

Black Dunk Slamwich

A tasty snack that consists of food sandwich items, a basketball slam dunking, and the colour black.

I was just chillin at the crop and Demetrius hit me with the ol’ black dunk slamwich

by Sloppy Salamander April 13, 2019

Whamming and slamming

Shagging all over the gaff

was whamming and slamming nat last night

by Topgafferpaul May 30, 2019

post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".

Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name

damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer

by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020

Dunkstein and Slamough

Dunkstein and slamough are the quad city djs in Anor Londo, popularized by the hit video "Dunkstein and Slamough - Quad City DJs vs Dark Souls" by hit content creator Greentopify

I got dunked on by the quad city Djs Dunkstein and Slamough

by jerry and Tom taking bonghits April 21, 2022