Dirty Rusty 2.0

The gayest person on earth, considerably taller than average. Frequently participates in a space dock fondue pot, and enjoys a green apple smoothie where the cup of fluid is then shoved into his butthole. He frequently dips big below average penis in a downward motion to the point where his ballbag hands lower than his weiner. His favorite move is an alligator fuckhouse.

I had an intervention with a Dirty Rusty 2.0 and I can’t tell if I’m gay, straight or trans now, also my butthole now hurts.

by LongDongSilver3853 February 6, 2025

Thrusty Rusty

When a man pegs another man while simultanously jerking him off.

He gave me a thrusty rusty and I came all over my belly.

by Thrustyruster May 16, 2025

The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 2, 2019

bust a rusty

To be used for taking the worst of all dumps. The kind of discharge that is so toxic it is the most brutal metal dump of all time. Every time. So metal that the act of getting rid of such corroded metal waste could only be: to bust a rusty.

"What the hell did you do in my bathroom? It smells like you were burning trash and old batteries in here!"
"I should have warned you. I had to bust a rusty."

I stopped to use the bathroom at the gas station near my house because I had to bust a rusty.

by Skyren February 21, 2021

lachlan and rusty

Lachlan and rusty have true meaning, you have never seen them in the same place at the same time. Because they are they same thing, living a double life.

“Why have I never seen Lachlan and Rusty at the same time?” … “Because they are the same person”

by just think about it bud.. August 13, 2023