r/thingsnottogoogle

Honestly the best subreddit out there

r/thingsnottogoogle is so cool because Fuego runs it

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

r/bismeowthfan

term for a immature bismeowth entertainment fan

bismeowth fan: GRRRRR!! HOW DARE YOU LIKE PINK CHAN!!!

bismeowth hater: grow tf up, edgy 13 year old

bismeowth fan: UR GROUNDED!!!!!!!1!11!!11

pink chan: please grow up and act like your own age

bismeowth fan: NOOO!!!! *throws a tantrum*

pink chan: r/bismeowthfan moment🥀

by ‧˚꒰ pink-chan 🎀 May 21, 2025

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"

by HaltMan May 22, 2025

Unknown R

Musical genius hailing from Bristol
Has written bangers such as ‘Whomper Stomper’ and ‘Cheers Drive’

Top tier

Omg this song is so good, it’s called ‘Cheers Drive’ by Unknown R

by anonymous May 29, 2025

r/metalmemes

A subreddit filled with metal elitists that say sabaton or gloryhammer arent good bands or isnt even metal when they listen to some band called “Sacrificial blood cum of Satans Child while a satanic cult goes into a forest and do ritualistic sacrifices by making their vocal cords sound like the gates of hell themselves” with an unreadable logo which looks like a piss shit splatter on a burning fetus while their music sounds like a jammed chainsaw with a dudes head getting repeatedly beat while the singer is some dudes vocal cords getting burned using hot magma

Average r/metalmemes “elitist” (poser): hey what bands do you listen to?
Chad metal elitist: black sabbath and sabaton, wbu??
Average r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWWW WHY DONT YOU JUST LISTEN TO A BETTER BAND LIKE ASSWIPE OF SATANS PUSSY WITH BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HIS CORRIDOR

by my latest post isnt ragebait June 7, 2025

r/metalmemes

A subreddit that hates on listenable metal while they listen to a band thats named “Deathcum sacrifice of satans bussy while a cult does a vocal ritual which involves putting magma on their throat so it sounds more metal” and their songs are named like satanic chant in a prehistoric language while their songs sound like the screechers (vocalist) head is getting bashed with a metal drumstick and has a logo that looks like a splattered, sentient, dying turd on a wall

r/metalmemes poser: hey bro, what bands do u listen to??
Chad metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD OF THE ULTIMATE CREATURE
Chad based metal fan: No

by my latest post isnt ragebait June 7, 2025

If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie

He would have just kept doing what he was doing for the rest of his life.

Hym "If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie... If they would have left me alone... If the AI didn't work... If I hadn't said..."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025