penis mangler

the act of ones penis being "mangled". or the person who mangles the penie.

ah shit is that a penis mangler?

by uwu kill me now November 20, 2020

penis warfare

When one smacks there own penis against another's, pretending they are swords.

"Dude! Let's have some penis warfare after school today!"

"Sure, man! Sounds like fun!"

by POOPand /sex! December 5, 2014

Penis Man

Penis man, the lord, and savior. The Man Himself. Penis Man is an ancient deity that comes from long long ago...
He rules over Penis Land and is at war with Poo Man, his rival. Poo man supporters are a plague to the Penis Man religion and should not be trusted. Currently, the 7th Penis war is going on.

If you were to show support for Penis Man, you would stand firm and yell "Hail Penis Man!!"

"Hey bob, how's it going?"
"I'm fine, what's up?"
"Not much, I just finished praying to Penis Man"
"HAIL PENIS MAN!!"
"HAIL PENIS MAN!!

by The Fastest Asian Alive December 11, 2022

penis clap

When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.

I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!

by bobbycat December 6, 2016

slippery penis

1.A really wet, moist, succulent penis.
2. Penis covered in so much cum that it falls right out of your hand.

"She had a hard time gripping my slippery penis."

by AsushiScreams July 18, 2017

Penis Pasta

when a woman’s period blood gets on a man’s penis that also has semen on it and is repetitively shoved up a woman’s vagina.

(Dan) “dude that penis pasta last night was amazing!”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell”

by gayfaggot101 June 11, 2018

peni day

PENI day is the day to CELEBRATE PENI
what is PENI you might be wondering
PENI is the plural OF PENIS
not it's not penises, the government has been lying to you.
PENI day comes on the 15 of every month.
how do you celebrate it? I DONT KNOW
just be happy that PENI exist

person a: hey broski when is PENI day?
person b: its the 15 of every mont

by vinc3 May 21, 2022