lil block

A short nerd

lil block:wanna go to the library they got new books I can read all summer
Friend:u such a nerd

by Tekashi 6ix9ine March 11, 2018

Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.

Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.

by JungleNugget May 22, 2016

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.

Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."

by gingerprawn May 3, 2018

Cock block

Playing ADC in 2k17

I've played ADC yesterday and got a huge cock block when i saw an enemy champion.

by nem912 August 19, 2017

blocked

when a girl responds “blocked” to you when messing around means she want you, she desires you.

“blocked…” “actually blocked”

by MrB!tches April 12, 2022

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023