In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day🤑🤑
Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day🤑🤑
by Theswimmaaasa April 17, 2018
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by Squeberchlyn October 17, 2019
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Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day
by Doorknobfucker42 May 25, 2018
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Get the national beat up day mug.“Yo dude, today is National Clapping Cheeks Day! You know what that means”
“No dude, I’m boutta get my cheeks clappped for celebrating that holiday!”
“No dude, I’m boutta get my cheeks clappped for celebrating that holiday!”
by Clapper369 April 11, 2019
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by Ig&Jo July 27, 2021
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