Sus muffin

A person who is suspicious but in a cute way

Mike is my sus muffin

by Mike who’s cheese is hairy November 7, 2021

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Mr Muffin

a man who asbut iif gi as follwer twitte r on ryoutube he atarted with his sddfuebtue

Have you heard of Mr Muffin, he's quite the shitposter

by adudewhowantedtogofarbutcouldn November 6, 2020

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Alpha Muffin

Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.

He is a total Alpha Muffin.

by Justall50 March 31, 2024

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Tough Muffins

Another way to say “sucks for you.”

Coined by the Z dawg

Person 1: I am stressed...
Z Dawg: Tough muffins

by ZzzzzzDawgieeee December 5, 2019

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Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024

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Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019

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