spank the monkey

in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female

I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey

by houstongirl September 19, 2009

Argie-Monkey

This words is a definition created or used by some ignorant pirate/s to pseud-define the citizens of a South-American country they would just love to invade(for the third time)

A.Something disgusting happened to me last night!
B.What was it?
A.I was wanking with a portrait of our loving Queen mother when I saw an Argie-Monkey on TV talking about himself!
B.God save us all!, We should've sold those bastards as slaves too...

by Hand of God July 26, 2008

sex monkey

When you have so much crazy sex that it is comparative to that of a wild beast

They just had sex 40 times, darn what sex monkeys

by whoremuffin1 July 10, 2011

monkey bag

when a gay guy hangs from a tree and teabags his partner while swinging from the tree branch

dude those 2 fags monkey bag eachother in there back yeard on the tree

by NOSFERATU6900 August 22, 2009

River Monkey

A poker player who pays you off just the amount you want, just to see the river card - and of course - to hit his flush or straight, against the odds you gave him.

Keep paying me off at over price, river monkey.. cant believe you a paid pot size bet with your 9 high flush, you f***ng retard!! (Tilt)

by Vinzer April 4, 2010

slush monkey

The longer term for the word sluh. Basically, a slut, but used more as a term of endearment than an insult.

You're such a slush monkey.

by Christian Waters October 8, 2006

anal monkey

a pooder,
gaylord,
a man who likes it up the poop shoot,
turd burgler,
arse bandit,
DALE WINTON!!

The prick is an anal monkey

by El Minge July 16, 2008