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Man-Cuddling 

When a girl is cuddling with her guy while watching something (TV, a movie, ect) at the same time, he'll hold her in a way where she can't see the TV, but he still can. Or, he'll put his head on her chest (like a pillow) to watch the show. The guy tries to multitask, and does everything he can to be able to see the TV AND cuddle.

The guy is paying more attention to the TV than the girl.

Generally it does not work out well.
Girl 1: "I wasn't feeling well, and all I wanted was to snuggle up next to him. He wasn't even paying attention to me, no matter what cuddling position we were in, he always made sure he could see the TV!"
Girl 2: "ugh. I HATE Man-Cuddling!"
Man-Cuddling by BlastthoseADsAllie February 4, 2010
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Man Bullets 

(n.) sperm that is shot from a man's penis acting like bullets from a .44 Magnum
(1) Holy crap dude, I shot my man bullets on her chest and I thought I killed her. Thankfully she enjoyed it.
Man Bullets by Portabells February 6, 2010
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Another word for Super Bowl Sunday. The only Sunday of the year when all men must eat a variety of animals (as close to living as possible), be waited on hand and foot by their women, get to watch TV all day, drink beer until they fart, AND call into work the next day. Blowjobs are optional but expected if your man is rooting for the winning team. The only downside: 8 woman in a room cooing over commercials.
"Dude Man Day is coming!"

"You're right! Let's get sh*tfaced!"
Man Day by Batman Bin Superman February 19, 2010

Man Talk (Spank)

The words uttered before spanking a woman's arse in order to make the action seem more respectable. This is a reference to the film "Goldfinger".

Man-Inches 

When a person asks for the size of your dick, you reply with a number that is 2 inches bigger than actual size
Adam: Dude, how big is your dick?

Jacob: My dick is 6 inches

Adam: in inches or Man-Inches?

Jacob: Man-Inches :(

Adam: hahahaah! you're a four incher
Man-Inches by wolfman666 December 24, 2010

Man squee 

When a man get's so excited, he wees a bit and moans like he's having sex.
Whenever I hear the announcement about the beer fridge being open; I wee a little, then I man squee; and start running.
Man squee by Simothesquallid March 4, 2011

Man time 

How men communicate time of arrival using the current game that is on.
Ill see you "after the game" " before the game" "at halftime" "by the end or beginning of a specific quarter or period in a game" - Man Time
Man time by Staxxmoney December 7, 2013