The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.
Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.
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