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Get the Legally incompetent mug.Deliberate incompetence is a form of extreme couuetil occurs when a person find it to be in his or her best interests to pretend to have a low level of intelligence, or pretend to have beahvioral problems, or pretend to have inferior skills. Deliberate incompetence is also a form of harassment Christians and other religions use to target workers with superior skills. Deliberate incompetence is closely related to the drone phenomenon and religious and nationalist corruption.
I have known that man for years! He's not incompetent, he's pretending to be! This is motivated deliberate incompetence.
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Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.
So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.
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Get the Weaponized Incompetence mug.A Large dummy corporation that is invisible keeps records of real banking and financial transactions requests from real and or supposed funding requests and offers won't release the relevant funding to an accessible banking system until fees are paid while a complimentary, local financial system through some sort of mixed thought local and or foreign government won't parse the fees allowance supplement criteria due to maturity of the relevant bank account to explore the financial receipts offered through payments and or yet to be explored fraud after payments, where its not fraud while the fees haven't been paid, where a report may only be taken seriously after money has been paid out and funds have not been received by the relevant fee payer for the financial services on offer where multiple corporations keep building little financial paywalls around the free request free receive functionality, especially for unsuspecting graduates in the post employment pre-employment law block arena with no access to anything on a redirected and or referred arguments handler application placeholder which is not equipped to render the appropriate solutions where escalations press c++ into undesirable event types. It leads to a request into a type of social network of various types of personal that have the various unlocking functions and is more of an element of appropriateness or persuasion and data presentation rather that an ask and receive functionality.
I suspect that if I had an up to date accounting system where I paid the fees and loaded all the various transactions and or suppliers of funds and made some dummy payments and transactions and purchase orders and salaries and payments to use as protective data I have a feeling that nofeesnofunding incorporated would have made and or received some accessible bank finance to use.
by Patrick the Starfish001 December 10, 2023
Get the nofeesnofunding incorporated mug.A term used by bad managers and by friends, family members, and romantic partners alike in circumstances where they want somebody else to do things their way but they do not want to properly communicate what their way is (or where they are happy to wax on about frivolous details but never justify why said details would actually matter to anyone else).
They will describe whoever is doing a sufficiently poor job reading their minds as incompetent, and if they suspect you are doing a poor job specifically so that they'll have to meet their own ineffable requirements (if you want something done "right", do it yourself) then they will call it "weaponized" incompetence.
In their minds the term means "feigning not being good at a task to get out of doing it" but in practice such a campaign could only ever work when there's only one person who has skin in the game for the task to be done in a certain way to begin with.
They will describe whoever is doing a sufficiently poor job reading their minds as incompetent, and if they suspect you are doing a poor job specifically so that they'll have to meet their own ineffable requirements (if you want something done "right", do it yourself) then they will call it "weaponized" incompetence.
In their minds the term means "feigning not being good at a task to get out of doing it" but in practice such a campaign could only ever work when there's only one person who has skin in the game for the task to be done in a certain way to begin with.
"Don't you even know how to make me a sandwich? The pickles have to go on top of the provolone, and the mustard and mayonaise should never touch. You didn't even cut off the crust, and who slices a sandwich lengthwise? It *must* be diagonal! Fine, I'll make my own damned sandwich, but I swear you do this on purpose just to avoid doing it the right way. It's weaponized incompetence! *huff*"
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Person 1: Can you make noodles? Last time I tried I burned myself.
Person 2: Goddman. Weaponized Incompetence
Person 1: ok bud
Person 2: Goddman. Weaponized Incompetence
Person 1: ok bud
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