Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 03, 2020

hognose snake

A cute snake with an upturned nose

The gif below is what it looks like

Today's my birthday and I want a hognose snake

by LUMONOVA March 13, 2024

snake for a spit

To urinate (men) or a No.1 as opposed to a No.2 i.e dropping friends off at thr pool.

Take a leak, piss, wee etc...

"Hang on I gotta take my snake for a spit..."

by ultramodern June 21, 2014

Vicious Ass Snake

An insanely humongous penis

“Woah bro look at your Vicious Ass Snake!!”

by Brotquavious March 10, 2023

snake drapes

Long pussy lips

Dude this bitch I fucked last nite had some huge snake drapes

by Alma Dixon May 06, 2018

snake child

Another name for Kobra Kid

Kobra = snake, kid = child, hence the name snake child

by unsureofthetimes February 14, 2021

Miss. Snake

Angelyse Nicole Fuller

Miss. Snake is a snakey snake.

by Trixie Smith January 02, 2021