I'm Not Gay

When someone tries to explain that they aren't a faggot but they are indeed a faggot.

Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"

by Plumbus Flarp December 11, 2023

I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

I'm just writing this so hopefully, someone will put this on a mug or cup

I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

I'm against the war

A Russian euphemism for "I don't care what happens to Ukrainians. I won't do a thing to help, but I don't want you to think that I'm a bad person."

I'm against the war! Why should I not be allowed to have a tourist trip to Europe?

by cuyk August 30, 2022

I'm confused

please fuck off or leave me alone. I'm confused why you're talking to me

"Hey what are we?" I'm confused ... (please fuck off_)

by boozguy123 August 12, 2022

I'm fucking anonym bish

WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?

i think you are stupid af, let me go your nasty stalker, I'm fucking anonym bish

by Why the hell do u care? February 22, 2017

I'm Fine

Your girlfriend isn't really fine. She wants to know if you really care. Text her. Call her. Give her attention.

Girlfriend: "I'm fine."
Boyfriend: "No you aren't. Tell me what's wrong. I love you!"

by wazzupmymammals April 25, 2020

I'm Baking it

A variant of the slang term "Omning it" popularised by the TV show invincible. Used in reference to when someone is masturbating and reaches such an intense point that they start heating up, hence them "baking" up. Usually followed by someone letting it crust in the intense heat, baking their semen.

That guy is so suave that i'm baking it.

by LeclanMcCone June 16, 2025