no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
We do this because we like blue text

It's a part of the watermelon sugar thingy
I like blue text, so I'm making a definition for But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

by SomeIdiotWhoWasBornOnceOrNotFu October 1, 2021

Devon from squad

actual dumb stupid bitch who has no bangs at all and is in love with rem, she would suck that niggas dick for his pistachios.

"Oh my God did you hear? Devon from squad getting piped by both Rem AND CORN!"

by Actuallyalolicon December 16, 2018

Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!

Maybe Urban Dictionary is like a woman, except, in reverse...

Hym "Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

pete wentz from my chemical romance

the lead vocalist of the band twenty one pilots

"Hey i'm Pete wentz from my chemical romance"

by eatpant420 November 14, 2018

The gunder from down under

awesome people with a big penis and should be looked up to because they are legit

The gunder from down under

*Wow Elijah GUNDERsen is frciken awesome I wish I was him*

by ThunderGunder5000 March 6, 2017

Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023