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Ethan John

Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.

He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
Girl I: "Oh my word, is that Ethan John??"
Girl 2: "Yeah yo, and he's mine!!"
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Ethan and Lainie

complete fucking sex addicts. Best couple on Earth. Love to fuck. Lainie is hot as fuck.
Ethan: wanna have sex?

Lainie: yuh slime
Ethan and Lainie: sex
by Bophofem December 15, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan is the chief. He makes gourmet food for his girlfriend. He loves to slowly cook her delicious meals to fill her little tummy.
Ethan is a chief when he cooks Lacey food
by Gimmeyo$ September 8, 2022
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Ethan Radford

Ethan is a type of guy that will steal your girl and is very modest but makes up for it being strong
by MADASSASSIN21 August 18, 2016
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Ethan

This Ethan though.
by catch these flippers October 17, 2019
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Ethan

A guy who gets all the girls and has an incredibly large dick that they all like, he's also the most loving person, boyfriend material. The most amazing friend he's caring, kind all the guys want to be his friend.
Wow have you seen that guy called Ethan he's so amazing and different to all the other guys but fits in along side all of them so well
by E5h9n November 22, 2021
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