Cat Noir 

THE HOTTEST CAT IN THE WHOLE WORLD HE IS SO FINE I WANNA MARRY HIM

Car Car Bird: OMG EVERYONE IM DATING CAT NOIR
Me: BITCH IMA SLAP YOU HES MINE
Car Car Bird: AHHHH FINE U CAN HAVE HIM
Me: YASSSSS

Cat Noir by ✨Byerssss✨ June 5, 2022

cat shepherd

The second career for a straight modern feminist woman when she has rejected all men in her league, but "refuses to settle" and "knows her worth".

"Did you see Norma at the class reunion? she didn't come with a date, guess she's still single."
"I heard she was a cat shepherd now."

cat shepherd by Aurora Garnet June 10, 2022

cat-cholo

a cat that starts with an english name then gets a spanish one

*first few months of cat ownership*
“come here george!”
*anything after month 6 of cat ownership*
“ahh, yes, come here, my beloved cat-cholo jorge”

cat-cholo by catgekko666 June 14, 2022

Cat Fight 

Real cats wearing tiny boxing gloves

Man, they're being animals in that CAT FIGHT, more of an animal than normal

Cat Fight by Harold's Nuggets June 17, 2022

Cat'o

A cool cat but changed his name to catto

n00b$ : Hey cat, i think u should change ur name to Cat'o

cat : Why?

n00b$ : Becouse its cool

cat : Oh, Ok

Cat'o by Cat'o July 3, 2022

cat lollipop 

When you remove earwax with a Q-Tip then feed it to your cat.

It's slightly disturbing, but to them, it's natural animal fats and oils. It's very common for people to report their cat eats earwax. Apparently, cats have the inability to taste the bitter flavor of it.

I fed my kitty a cat lollipop.

cat lollipop by unidenphone July 6, 2022

cat cheeks

Hybrid cat shit and human butt cheeks, also known as something greatly superior.

Jeff- Man I ordered pizza last night, it was dog cheeks!

Bill- My sushi was so cat cheeks!

cat cheeks by TheJackBalls July 12, 2022