Double Chocolate Muffin

A sexual position involving two African-American or black males penetrating, with their dicks, a crease of fat near the waist in a 'chubby' or overweight female.
Double: Two (Black guys)
Chocolate: Black guys*
Muffin: Referring to the Muffin Top like properties of the fat woman's waist.

*May also embrace males of other ethnicities, including but not limited to; East Indian, Pacific-Asian, Native American, and Polynesian. :P

"Bertha, DeAndre, and Jamal filmed a Double Chocolate Muffin last night!"

by 5Dollaaa April 25, 2010

Chocolate Chip Pancake

When a guy is performing anal sex on a subject, ejaculates inside of the butt cavity, pulls out, felches out the jizz that has some chocolatey poopy particles in it, rolls the subject over and spits out the batter on their stomach like pancake batter on a hot frying pan.

Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: It was great! Gave her the ole chocolate chip pancake.

by YAYA2069 September 23, 2016

Chocolate Jock Surprise

while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.

Chris Osgood during the winter classic 2009 got a chocolate jock surprise.

by Marcus Bret Thomas July 15, 2009

Chocolate Love Dream

Something that a white girl calls a black guy when she wants to sleep with him.

Girl: "come here you chocolate love dream!"
dude: " mk miss vanila fool"

by BrutalCoco June 23, 2011

chocolate milk shake

when a girl gives you a blow job you shit in your hand cum on her face and rub the shit on as well untill u produce a chocolate milk shake

steve: "she was giving me a blow job and shit so i pooed in my had and rubbed it in to her cum riddled face!!!!"
dave: "CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE, sweet dude, did she like it?"
steve: "fuck no, but thats the last time she forgets to record 24."
dave: "shit yer!!!!"

by james flinder February 10, 2005

chocolate horse grab

when you smother a live horse in chocolate pudding while you lick its asshole while strangeling and elf

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

chocolate-dipped strawberry

When a woman sticks her bloody finger up your arse, and then licks it clean.

"That sick bitch down the hall is enjoying a chocolate-dipped strawberry."

by WylieMcGuire October 18, 2008