my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up

i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!

by some stupid guy September 05, 2023

blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build

That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips

by Tribal_Warfare January 21, 2024

Blow Cream

Bull semen carefully filtered in the mouth of a bearded german cowboy named Otto and then blown into a carton. The blowing creates a texture reminiscent of heavy cream. Used in cooking traditional German meals.

“Go down to the store and get some blow cream. This gravy needs more hints of semen.”

by Nike7537 February 21, 2022

bitch blow

To blow the smoke from your vape in the opposite genders mouth while kissing

girl: can I hit your vape?
guy: yeah but it has to be a bitch blow.

by floggyscripts December 08, 2023

Impact blow

Michigan slang for inexplicable tire failure, usually offered as a unsatisfying excuse.

"Dude, how did the trailer get a flat tire??"
"It was an impact blow!"

by StockyTurd November 30, 2017

Back and Blow

back and blow / pull it back and blow, is a phrase for revenge, signifying the pulling of a slide back on a pistola and letting it bop bop bop

James : I need to kill osvaldo... hes crazy...
Leo : you want to back and blow?

by August 05, 2023

blowing up the trap

(v.) to repetitively call or text ones cellular device. in this case ones trap phone.

This chick is blowing up the trap right now and won't leave me alone.

by 6teensounds March 23, 2018