Mortgage Beer

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.

Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha

by Luke5119 October 10, 2015

beer headache

another name for a hangover

Ugghhh... that was a heavy duty party last night... ive glt a massive, uhh beer headache?

by xNerdProx August 27, 2016

Beer zimmer

The act of providing a supporting frame to an inebriated person who would otherwise struggle to make it home. Usually involves walking arm-in-arm with someone taking two steps forward and one step back.

'Did you have a good night out last night?'
'Yeah, except I ended up as the beer zimmer for that girl in accounts.'

by FriendIndeed January 31, 2012

Mug root beer

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.

Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

The Beer Effect

The though that an action done amongst men might seem kinda gay, but as long as you add beer, its not gay anymore.

Kyle - «Yo me and brodie went on a joke together and watched the sundet on top of a mountain»
Quandale - «Lol thats kinda gay»
Kyle - «We had a couple of beers on the top»
Quandale - «Oh, thats the beer effect bro»

by AbelTesfaye April 17, 2023

beer banged

When Hailey makes up random sayings/words.

Hailey: “I am the aborted cat fetus of kittens.”

Me: wow you really beer banged that one out Hailey

by TheHails March 6, 2019

Blue Beered

The act of inviting someone to drink. Soon as the beer pops you shut them out and give no fucks. The other drinker is left alone and depressed.

Ray blue beered me yesterday when he offered a beer then put on his beats.

by Pinksocker187 May 28, 2018