When ur ass disappears after sex and u run down the street yelling "I'm a ghost ghost ghost" like Redman from How High
by DarkShadowJuggalo October 02, 2021
1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
by Crispy D’Angelo January 31, 2020
When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?
It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*
It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*
by hardturkeycider June 27, 2021
"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"
"what?"
"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"
"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"
"what?"
"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"
"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"
by Mr. DookeyHead May 02, 2016
by netra88 July 02, 2019
1. A word Created by accident by Misspelling or other stuff
2. Made up or no longer use words in dictionaries
3. Some forgotten slang terms That can be found on website like urban dictionary
2. Made up or no longer use words in dictionaries
3. Some forgotten slang terms That can be found on website like urban dictionary
1. Sometimes I like to use ghost words in a funny way
2. It's kind of sad how ghost words can become a thing
3. Why would you post a word on a website when you know a lot of people ain't going to be using it
2. It's kind of sad how ghost words can become a thing
3. Why would you post a word on a website when you know a lot of people ain't going to be using it
by 459395 March 18, 2023
Noun. A word created by accident, usually as a result of misprinting, misspelling, or bad translation.
by fneidneinwdioedowsj July 13, 2021