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r/boomersbeingfools

See my other definition for cptsd (im "teen" btw)
r/boomersbeingfools
by Hello-553669 April 25, 2025
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R Tarded

Substitute for "..are retarded".

In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".

The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".
I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."
by Attritionist March 17, 2022
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Mateo R

The most coolest and most gorgeous person you’ll ever meet. He has the best fits, best hair, and a winner’s smile. Those eyes shimmer when he spots something peculiar. Typ shi.
“I’ve seen Mateo R skating around.”

“Mateo R said your mixtape rips ass.”

Alex: “I fw wit Mateo R’s fit, nigga know how to dress.”

Jordan: “Fs, his highlights shine too.”

TEACHER: “Mateo, you haven’t turned in the assignment.”
by your_plugg_26 April 2, 2024
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F. O. R. D

F. O. R. D.

Femdom

Officers
Ramming
Dildos

When a sexy uniformed policewoman wear a strap-on and ass fucks a dude. Usually because that guy said fuck you the her.
Female police officer: bend over and pull your pants down. I've got to prove a point.

Male: why. And that's not happening

Female police officer: remember telling me fuck you. Exactly now I'm fucking your brains out with my strap-on.NOW

Male: stop it's to deep.

Female police officer: that's just the tip.8 more inches I'm banging you out balls deep. exactly should have not said fuck you Tiffany now look I'm not sorry but you're my lil strap-on bitch. Repeat officer Tiffany give me your fucking dick.hoe!

Male: harder Tiffany give me your dick officer Tiffany.

Female police officer: I am you femdom officer(s) ramming my dildo into your ass
F. O. R. D
by DDGSOCCERNICOLE July 11, 2025
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Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.
Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo
by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024
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r/TrueUnpopularOpinion

What it's supposed to be: A replacement subreddit for r/UnpopularOpinion, a sub so ludicrously overmoderated that it's pretty much impossible to post anything.

Reality: A place where liberals have a bitch fit because people who disagree with them are allowed to comment and make posts stating their opinions without getting dogpiled, censored, and ultimately banned. The idea of hearing people who don't agree with them is so utterly foreign that they must attack it at all opportunities.

Unfortunately, they fail to realize that "Unpopular on Reddit" is a post flair for that exact reason, and that their own opinions are very much allowed.
r/TrueUnpopularOpinion would be a great subreddit if Reddit Liberals could just be chill
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
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T U R B O I N T

It is a L I F E S T Y L E
A: So, what do you do for a living?
Me, an Intellectual: T U R B O I N T
by Thy T U R B O I N T E R April 29, 2019
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