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Red Lobster

The Red Lobster is when you are having sex with a woman and she has Crabs and is on her Period.
Dave did the Red Lobster last night with Sandy!
by Caroswen July 7, 2009
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Nantucket Red

An essential part of the douchebag uniform.* Pair with it what you will - popped collar polo shirts or Dave Matthews Band t-shirts; Smathers & Branson belt or no belt at all; loafers, deck shoes, or flip flops; any baseball cap worn by a person over 17 -- it is the one constant, unifying thread, an unflagging sign of asshattery. Can also be referred to in an homage to a bard whose name is long forgotten as "dick-suck-it reds."

* Note: Like the Jeep Cherokee, it is acceptable for women and adolescents to own nantucket reds; it is only a sign of douchebaggery in adult males. However, even women and children should only wear them after careful consideration.
Hitler: Let's have the Waffen SS wear Nantucket red pants for their uniform! That would look snappy!

Mr Hugo Boss: Mein Fuhrer, while that clearly conveys an asshole vibe, it is hardly intimidating. I recommend sticking with grey, black or olive.

Hitler: Ja, you're right. Can I still use it for the draperies in my bunker?
by el hombre corriendo January 1, 2009
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Red Room

A room with a red light where anything can go
Yo son i took this bitch to the red room and got alot of cutty
by 142 Rosewood October 18, 2008
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Red Hot

Usually used to describe somethin' that "kicks ass", it's also an abrevation referin' to the californian Funk/Rock/Rap band Red Hot Chili Peppers ("Give it Away", "Aeroplane", "Can't Stop" and so many others ...)
"We are the Red Hots and

We're loving up the love-me-nots"

From "Savior", the 12th track from "Californication"
by cytr0n July 8, 2009
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red ass

when your ass turn red from chafing and you start walking funny. (not fun)
damn i got the redass from walking so much!
by alex January 17, 2005
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Red Baron

The "Red Baron" was the greatest piolet on the side of Germany. He was the best stratigest and he pioleted a completly red fighter-plane, which he gain his fame. The person who killed him is unconclusive for now, but if it was the gun turrnets on the ground that killed him, he had never lost a dog fight(Fight between to piolets)
Red Baron is an important piolet in World history.
by Mike A June 17, 2004
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Red States

The best places in the United States that make up over half of the nation's total population as well as around 3/4 of the country's total land mass. These particular states are filled with good people, usually who work for a living and get educations or they work hard to make something of themselves. There are a few ultra-liberal morons and ghetto-ass black people who hate whites, but overall it is the better people who have morals, a work ethic, care about their families, and defend their personal beliefs and will stand up for their president, or at least for their country.
All of you blue states are outnumbered and outwitted, as a result of our being more intelligent than you. Go Bush Go!
by The Kentucky Yankee April 25, 2005
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