Do dirty

An illegally possessed firearm that one uses in the commission of crime(s).

I got the do dirty for putting in work.

We blasted on that foo and I tossed the do dirty in the creek.

by Jim E. Jam December 17, 2024

Collecting Dirties

That “indiscreet” album on your phone that includes all the nasty photos you’ve received and should t have saved (but did). A personalized “spank bank” if you will.

Aww maaan.. you know I been collecting dirties left and right out here, man. Just the way we roll, baby!

by Birddddawggg February 6, 2026

Maya Dirty Feet Guy

A guy who obsesses over fictional women's feet, typically female video game characters. This obsession goes so far into the extreme that it becomes a core personality trait of a person.

"Charlie Kirk won't stop talking about Aloy's Feet, he's such a Maya Dirty Feet Guy"

by KiyyDumb February 12, 2026

Energy-Directed Igniter

A catch-all term for any ignition system that focuses energy—laser, plasma, particle beam, microwave, etc.—precisely where it's needed, rather than just creating a spark and hoping for the best. Energy-directed igniters represent the cutting edge of combustion science, promising cleaner, more efficient, more controllable ignition for everything from car engines to rocket motors. They work by delivering exactly the right type and amount of energy to exactly the right location at exactly the right time, optimizing the ignition process for maximum effect. In reality, they're complex, expensive, and mostly confined to laboratories and high-end aerospace applications. But the dream is an engine that starts instantly, burns perfectly, and never pollutes—a dream that, like most dreams, remains just out of reach.

*Example: "The concept car featured an energy-directed igniter system that promised 60 miles per gallon and near-zero emissions. Journalists swooned. Investors invested. Then the engineering team tried to make it work reliably in winter, summer, and stop-and-go traffic. The dream met reality, and reality won. The car made it to production with ordinary spark plugs and 35 miles per gallon. Progress is slow."*

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

The Dirty Harold

When a man has sex in missionary position and intensely stares into the eyes of his opponent whilst sweating profusely. The Dirty Harold

I gave her/him the dirty Harold hunt

by Craneo90 February 17, 2026

Energy Directed Drone

An unmanned system designed to project, focus, or deliver various forms of directed energy—lasers, microwaves, particle beams, plasma—against targets. The term is deliberately broad, encompassing any drone that fights with energy rather than kinetics. Energy directed drones represent the next generation of warfare: platforms that can engage at light speed, adjust power on the fly, and keep fighting as long as power lasts. They combine the persistence of drones with the precision of directed energy, creating systems that can loiter for hours then strike in microseconds. The category includes systems that exist (laser drones), systems that may exist (microwave drones), and systems that might exist someday (particle beam drones)—all sharing the same basic architecture: energy in, effects out.

Example: "The Energy Directed Drone didn't carry explosives—it carried capacitors and emitters, turning electricity into effects. No bang, no flash, just targets stopping working. Warfare had changed while no one was looking."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

Energy Directed Light 5W

A low-power directed-energy device operating at 5 watts—the threshold where light stops being just illumination and starts being a tool. At this power, it can dazzle sensors, interfere with unshielded electronics, and serve as the proof-of-concept for directed-energy systems. In civilian contexts, it might be a lab demonstrator or a high-end laser pointer. In the gray world of weapons development, the 5W "light" is what you show the public while building the 40W "igniter" in the back room. The difference between a harmless device and a weapon is often just a few watts and the right intention.

Energy Directed Light 5W Example: "The company marketed the 5W Energy Directed Light as a 'precision illumination tool.' The fact that it could also blind drone cameras was merely a coincidence, they said."

by Abzugal March 20, 2026