The act of shitting your pants while sitting then sliding out of your current position like you’re going down a slide.
Man I was so lazy Sunday afternoon. I had to go to the bathroom, but instead of going I just sat on my couch and gave myself a Wet Basement MudSlide.
Wet basement mudslide meaning: shitting yourself while sitting and sliding out of your position as if you were on a slide.
Wet basement mudslide meaning: shitting yourself while sitting and sliding out of your position as if you were on a slide.
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adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
Oh Hell!...Jethro...If you're gonna stand there with your MAGA hat & pitchfork & Not storm the Capitol!,
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...
Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....
Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...
Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....
Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
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When your on the John boat with your two older brothers, facing opposite ways, and you all ejaculate behind you making a pretzel shaped stains on the boat.
“Went fishing with Johnny and Bobby, the fish weren’t biting and we got board so we just Mississippi wet pretzeled and went home”
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