Seventy-two ton nuclear

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by ImDaBest(IThink) April 02, 2021

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Fake Two Face Hoes

When their supposed to be your friend and they turn out to be one of them fake hoes.And then you expose they ass for being fake as fuck.

Like I don’t need you fake two face hoes in my life.

by Bootycheekintheocean June 13, 2019

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Two Knobs of Goat Shit

Similar to I couldnt give a shit

I couldn't give a rats arse

To not care about the problem

"I couldn't give two knobs of goat shit about your problems mate"

by SteakSammich January 06, 2021

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shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 08, 2023

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International Two-Face Day

A day, celebrated on February 2nd, where we remember the anniversary of two-face robbing the second national bank of all its two dollar bills.

Person 1: Hey you know what day it is today?
Person 2: No
Person 1: International Two-Face Day!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna go get two coins to celebrate!

by edgyswaglord69 October 04, 2019

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