1 potato, 2 potato

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)
I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!
by Reali88 August 18, 2020
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derping potatoes

A youtube channel created in 2014 by tati and ann.
they make videos about 5sos, 1d, other celebs and basically their lives.
'Hey are you a potato? I love derping potatoes too!
by ladiedadiedaah December 10, 2015
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Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper
Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.
by Mr. Ornelas September 10, 2017
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Sack of Potatoes

A name for a massive ball sack and balls
Guy one: My sack and balls are huge. It's like a sack of potatoes!
by Doug Dougerson January 16, 2023
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Potato bear

A bear with or consisting of potatoes, or eating a large amount of potatoes. It is also a name for someone who eats an inordinate about of potatoes.
The potato bear at my potatoes somewhere and its gone Felisha, there's NO MORE POTATOES
by Potatoes bear November 12, 2018
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gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.
Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato
by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 12, 2017
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