tea towelling

When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture

She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her

by Gayman_13 December 22, 2016

The Queen’s Tea

The juiciest tea (gossip) imaginable.

Hey sis, are you ready to hear the queen’s tea?
Hell yes bitch give it to me.

by Mikey374902 February 03, 2021

her body tea

“her body tea” just means your complimenting someone else's body, saying they have nice curves, big butt, and/or big boobs.

Ex:
Fan: Gypsy rose is too pretty!! And her body tea.
Fan 2: Right, i just seen her insta post! Sis is snatched😍!

by bigbrowdaswitch January 09, 2024

do tea

cockney slang fo a BJ or a nosh.

I'll pop round and "do tea"

by yeah bwoi May 15, 2012

mint tea

The disgusting shit they serve at Moroccan restaurants

My family calls it “hot scope”

Mom: ooh here comes the mint tea!

Me: I will never understand why you enjoy hot scope.

by Strongly Opinionated Erin February 03, 2018

Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.

"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "

by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016

Bone apple tea

A stupid ass meme and copypasta that people thought was funny. Well it's not, it's dumb af. Originated from the equally stupid r/boneappletea subreddit.

nobody:
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021