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Best friends

Best friends. Because if anyone else heard our conversations we’d end up in the mental hospital.
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Blowjob for best friend day

October 18th is national give your best dread a blowjob day
I guess I should call my guy best friend. It’s national blowjob for best friend day
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best buy dating

A person who you are only planning to date for some specific purpose, I.e. to make someone else jealous, then you will ditch them when you no longer have a use for them. The term comes from people who purchase big, expensive televisions from Best Buy before their Superbowl parties, then return the televisions and get their money back.
John kept wanting to meet Luanne at the restaurant where his ex worked, making her wonder if he was just Best Buy dating her.
by WineAndPasta June 13, 2016
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BEST TAD

It's a BED.

IT'S AWESOME SEX.
Being a mattress tester this is the BEST TAD I ever laid on.

When my SEX PARTNER comes over this MORNING I am looking forward to having the BEST TAD ever.
by ELON MONITORS April 5, 2021
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We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
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Best friend

A best friend oh wow how do I get started. A best friend is a person you can trust, a person that if your crying on your knees will come right up to you and stop anything in the world just to help you get back up again but would also be right by your side when your at your happiest but who would also be right next to you goofing around with you when your all goofy, a person who makes you be your happiest and helps you through all your tough times no matter how busy they are. A best friend is a person who will stay right next to you every step of the way all through memories, achievements, holidays, weddings, births, party’s and deaths but a best friend is also someone who you would drop the world for even if you doing something super important that person would come first no matter what the important thing is that person, your person is more important. A best friend is not always someone you meet at birth or in primary school a best friend is a person you straight away feel attached to like a magnet and when separated even if it’s for a day your inner magnet feels that huge urge to go see them again. A best friend is someone who yes you might have MANY fights with but those fights just are little blips because of how close you are. And no matter how big the fight is you instantly feel bad and your hung up on it for ages and ages till you both speak again and apologies and that apology is the best feeling. Your best friend is the person who trusts you the most and you trust th
by Lou Lou lis January 7, 2022
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best email pop ups

Do you Need best email pop ups services for your website? Visit at Qualzz to create your own popup and add directly into a web page. Here we are the best email pop ups service provider in India.
by Qualzz March 19, 2020
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