My dad

Gone😢

Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone

by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021

dad

dad where are you?

dad?

by whydadwhy February 26, 2021

Dad

(V.) to create an environment for friends or family that makes you seem like a megacunt for bossing someone else around extremely

Your brother is cool and call, but if you dont stop smoking weed he is going to dad you and ruin the mood

by Mikexer March 3, 2017

Dad

Someone some people have

I don’t have a dad he left for milk and never came back

by Frogiona March 6, 2019

dales dad

A big nonce

Oi ur dads a nonce
It’s dales dad

by Youoyoyooyiy November 11, 2019

god Dad

When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too

Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad

by Butta Flyy September 2, 2022

Bluffs Dad

During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.

P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023