Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

by Fuckrussia October 06, 2017

Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.

You can't do that for crying snakes!

by CaramelloKoala October 31, 2015

potty snake

The poop in the toilet that resembles a snake coming out of its hole in the ground.

Damn! There’s a potty snake in that bathroom.

by SphincterWizard February 22, 2021

Vicious Ass Snake

An insanely humongous penis

“Woah bro look at your Vicious Ass Snake!!”

by Brotquavious March 10, 2023

snake drapes

Long pussy lips

Dude this bitch I fucked last nite had some huge snake drapes

by Alma Dixon May 06, 2018

Snake dick

When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.

Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy

by dicktionary man January 19, 2018