chicken second

A measurement of time equivalent to the time it takes one to consume an entire rotisserie chicken in one sitting.

Person A: "Hey, how long until that movie starts?"
Person B: "Maybe like.. 6 or 7 chicken seconds?"
Person A: "Alright, cool."

by theamericanpickle March 10, 2026

Last second buzzer beater

When ones wife or girlfriend is pleasuring herself and finishes right as her man is getting home, and nearly gets caught.

Kimberely just finished rubbing her pussy and came just as dennis walked in door and said hey babe whats for dinner, as she thinks dam i just completed a last second buzzer beater.

by Detroit dikhead March 25, 2026

59 Second Challenge

When a sexual partner tries to make a man orgasm in under a minute

Man: Hey babe, wanna try the 59 second challenge?

Woman: Yes of course. Oral or vaginal?
Male: why not both?

by JakeEC August 21, 2025

11 seconds

Used in place of 2 seconds, when the task holding you up will take a moment, but your still trying your hardest to be quick.

"Hurry up bro!"
"11 seconds!"

by Wheretheshowsat June 27, 2025

The second you die

That's when.

Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

Post-Second-Date Phenomenon

The phenomenon of feeling hatred and disgust following a second date with someone. Typically, the first date goes really well: you feel excited at the potential of this suitor. However, when the second date comes along, you encounter an intrusive mental blockage that prohibits you from enjoying this experience any longer. Externally, there is no issue: the date is perfect on paper. However, when reflecting on the experience, you feel a retrospective sense of repulsion that can’t be attributed to any instance. Your internal sabotage taints the image of your date, halting any prospective relationship.

“I was really excited to go on a second date with this guy because the first date went so well, but it just ended and I feel so awful and gross! It was a totally normal time: what is wrong with me? What do you think happened?” “Girl, that’s the post-second-date phenomenon!”

by Coffee Micro November 3, 2025

Berwick Secondary College

A "high school" in Victoria's south east better described as a CIA black site, whether its kids committing grand theft auto or pedophilic teachers putting cameras up girls skirts this school is truly the deepest part of hell, may god bless anyone who dares go to Berwick Secondary College as they endure teachers putting kids in headlocks, vape dealers around every corner or the stupid fucking builders who built this school on a steep ass hill.

"I hear theres a bunch of pedophiles at berwick secondary college, i would never send my kids there."

by vapeshitter67 November 23, 2025