pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate

A hasty response to a request for data or information, such as project time-frames or costs, that has the appearance of being relevant and well considered while in actuality being largely baseless and pulled from thin air.

Similar to a guesstimate but lacking any forthright element, pull-it-out-of-your-asstimates are typically a response to an unreasonable request or means of quickly escaping an otherwise long, drawn-out and pointless discussion.

Even though I haven't seen any of the requirements or initial design documents the boss wouldn't stop hassling me for a scope of work. I had to give him a pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate of 4 weeks to get him off my case so I could start figuring our what it's really going to take.

by mrkrypto June 30, 2011

pull that out of your ass

to randomly do something very hard that no one is expecting you to do.

"Did you see me do that back one and a half half?"

"Yeah who knew you would pull that out of your ass"

by rockoutloud789 February 1, 2009

Pull the stick out of your ass

It means that the target is in a bad mood or in unnecessary distress, and you are implying this with the notion of them having a stick in their anal cavity, which, of course, is very painful and would definately cause a rather pissy mood. It's a way of telling them to STFU. However, this phrase is not recommended around people who constantly make Yo Mama jokes. A similar thing to say would be telling them this with the Sandy Vagina phrase.

Guy 1: Dude, I have so much damn homework I'm gonna tear someone's freakin eyes out! Aaarrgh! *throws nearby freshman out a window*
Guy 2: Dude pull the stick out of your ass!

by FunnyLolMan June 29, 2009

Arabian Pull Cord

Single handedly yanking someones dick off of their body

Josh just gave Chris the Arabian Pull Cord!!! OUCH!

by Jeff of destruciton January 20, 2008

Pull, spray and pray

Same as Pull and Pray with the added act of ejaculating on partner's face.

She told me to pull out so I did the pull, spray and pray. She had skeet all over her face.

by chemicalmind January 20, 2006

The blow and pull

It’s when you blow into a female vagina and finger blast her and pull the finger(s) out and let the vagina blow.

Man: “hey shawty can we try the blow and pull I just learned it.”

by Josh wilcoks April 19, 2021

porn assisted pull

The act of viewing pornography (instead of using your imagination), for the purpose of jacking off.

I was too tired after work to think about anything sexual, so I just had a porn assisted pull.

by luvtopull July 22, 2009