Skinny Pizza

An oxymoron referring to a food establishment in Roslyn which serves vegan gluten-free non-GMO cauliflower things to young hipsters, yuppies, and homosexuals and calls it pizza so they can say they ate pizza.

"I just had 2 cauliflower slices from Skinny Pizza."
"Congratulations. Did it come with a side of gender reassignment surgery?"

by OzieIslip December 16, 2021

Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.

"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."

by Quinterrogator February 12, 2022

valentines pizza

A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.

That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.

by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022

dottor_pizza

Dottor_pizza is my nickname

Its very cool

Hey dottor_pizza
-hey
You are sussy

by Dottor_pizza February 19, 2022

Carpet Pizza

When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.

Carpet pizza.

by Georgesgrapes March 20, 2022

pineapple pizza

It's pizza.
But with pieces of pineapple on it.
It tastes...eh.

Person A: I got pizza!
Person B: Is it pineapple pizza?
Person A: 'course it is

by Mr.Reee March 26, 2022

The Pizza Trio

Pedophilia, Incest, and Zoophilia (P-I-Z, hence the word Pizza). Often used in comparison to something deemed abhorrent.

Cyan: Did you hear that the teachers at a nearby school have been giving children pornographic books to read?
Sky: Yup. And with all of the kinks mentioned in them, it seems like they're intent on teaching kids about everything shy of The Pizza Trio.
Cyan: Absolutely disgusting. Kids should not be taught these things.

by Blues and Dumbness April 14, 2022