Car park juice

That gross water in the gutters and in puddles usually on roads, in carparks and on paths, usually has a putrid colour and smell and un imaginable floaties

I was walking through the car park yesterday and stepped in a puddle and in splashed stale car park juice all over my new shoes!

by Hotgirl6444 July 24, 2021

Parking lot sushi

When you eat a girl out in the side of your car, in a parking lot.

I had sushi in the parking lot last night, delicious. That was some good parking lot sushi.

by Mac L August 7, 2021

parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at

Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.

by the big effer April 7, 2011

parking lot stinker

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.

That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.

by busterboner September 3, 2009

Trailer Park Granite

Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.

"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."

by IanLocks May 21, 2020

Colony Pines Park

A park in Newport News, VA, USA which has become famous for being the northernmost native range of Spanish moss and dwarf Palmetto.

Colony Pines Park is maintained by local residents and Bahariterran Americans.

by Îgleziyahs Gaybrielle March 27, 2023

Parking Lot Gravy

Parking Lot Gravy is the code word for a gangbang that occurs in Canada. Maple syrup is usually involved.

Laird invited us to parking lot gravy. He promised maple syrup would be involved.

by ralyla69 August 28, 2022