Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.
John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...
by Guessimist August 06, 2015
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bang and block

When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.
Dude... Shelby was so hot but also annoying. I'll just to a fuckin bang and block!
by Sgt. Slick October 01, 2015
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Block blade

Cut off contact with someone or something.
Block correspondence.
Her boyfriend was getting crazy so she had to block blade his ass!
by All day 1978 May 14, 2021
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Crock-Block

The "crock-block" or "Crocket Curse" is a term used to describe horrific travel issues that fencing referees endure such as hours-long flight delays, flight cancellations, missed connections, or lost luggage.

It was lovingly named after referee Daniel Crocket who experiences more horrific travel issues than any other referee. Referees sharing flights with Crockett are often terrified that they will not make it to the tournament.
I was on my way to Summer Nationals and every flight I could take was canceled. I've been crock-blocked.
by Philosoraptor11 July 10, 2017
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Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.
A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.
by Lazthedictionist September 22, 2024
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Crop-blocking

Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers
Danny performed an act of crop-blocking on me!
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hustle-block

an unwelcomed interruption in the middle of a hustle/working hard towards a goal (sale, project, game) that sets you back.
Man, Windows froze on me again, right as I was about to finish tomorrow's sales presentation! What a freaking hustle-block!
by reginacarla July 21, 2015
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