air molecule

A person who is an observer during a LARP events. They do not participate and walk around using an agreed upon indication of being out of character (commonly a fingers crossed motion)

Larper1: hey! Why isn’t that person doing anything?

Larper2: oh them? They’re an air molecule. Just ignore them.

by DJMALFOY21 December 15, 2019

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023

Air

Something we breath

You are breathing air

by Anotheranonymous March 1, 2022

ate air

didn't achieve anything👎👎

person 1: that actress ate!
person 2: she ate air, she can't act at all

by binjinmarried January 31, 2022

off the air

Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:

"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air

"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air

"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air

"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air

"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air

by APW December 6, 2006

Air Bum'ing

The act of bum'ing someone with out them knowing and without contact

I air bum'ed my boss today Air Bum'ing

by pjmuvaDJ December 16, 2009

Aired

Aired is when you use it to do something “stupid”. Can be used to do anything tbh.

“John is going out to get aired tonight”
“Nah I don’t want to get aired today”
“LMAO HE GOT AIRED”

by asphvlt September 29, 2023