Jake

A man that attracts all the "Pick me girls" and always cheats on his gf.

Girl 1:You is that the hot Jake?
Girl 2:Ya he cheated on me.

by I had a seizure 5 minutes ago June 29, 2022

Jake

An Absolute Dale

Jake is such a dale when he lays those bricks.

by snatebait August 8, 2022

jake wickham

small 2 inch pp very short large flaps tbh

jake wickham is very flappy

by shreksfanny August 15, 2022

Jake Satran

Literally satanic real form of Jake Tran, a Vietnamese-born American educational/commentary YouTuber and entrepreneur

I already watched Coffeezilla video about Jake Tran, now i know that he was actually Jake Satran

by Cure Earth August 18, 2022

Jake

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity

"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"

by brutha is gay August 21, 2022

The Jakes

The Jakes means toilet or latrine

Where did Cheryl go? She had some bad clams, she's on the jakes

by Horace Cox August 21, 2022

jake

adj.
to be corny; whack

"Don't bother him. His jake ass just gone go snitch and fuck it up for all of us"

by Checlapeks August 22, 2022