by buttlicker12345678910 February 05, 2019
A phrase used to tell someone to keep them informed about what happens in the meantime. Kinda like asking to keep you updated of all the things that happen in your absence.
My best friend (in online chat): "Dude, I'm at the valley now for the fight with that dude . Gonna kill that mofo here who's been threatening me since last month. I'll beat the crap out of him here tonight.
Me: "Alright, keep me posted on what happens! Also, let me know if I shall bring a wheelchair to take you back from the valley after your fight.
My best friend: "Fuck you, man!"
Me: "Alright, keep me posted on what happens! Also, let me know if I shall bring a wheelchair to take you back from the valley after your fight.
My best friend: "Fuck you, man!"
by douche1998 May 01, 2015
When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.
by Lil Booty February 03, 2017
Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.
by tradieaustralian July 09, 2018
by chas61974 November 07, 2010
A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
miss me with the bullshit
Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me
Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep
Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me
Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep
by bi sexy chocolate July 12, 2008
When your partner tends to do unholy sexual things during intercourse; rough/ nasty sex; such as choking, hair pulling, throwing your body into positions, kinks, anything else that you can think of that would get you aroused.
by zagger threads August 16, 2022