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I HATE SPOTIFY IT IS MAKING ME LOOSE MY MIND.
I'm actually going insane it's not a joke. For those of you with Spotify premium you will never understand our pain... never mind the CONSTANT ads-literally every 5 minutes- Spotify doesn't think my discernment is good enough tor picking one song. No spotify has 5 more recommended songs to play in front of my desired song. It feels classist I can't explain why it just does... and now Spotify is taking away our lyric reading rights! It feels like an injustice. And dear Spotify, due to how bad you have treated me I will never EVER cave. You will not have my money. You have broken my trust.
Switching to pirating music โค๏ธ (joking for legal reasons)
Me and my loved ones at a funeral~ "sweetie you are in charge of the playlist after all this was your best friend, they would want you to do the honors..put some Spotify on"
"really are you sure...?"
"Yes love put together a playlist please."
*A curated 5 hour sad music playlist playing*

Ave Maria finishes playing** Spotify thinks she got it from here and puts on bad feeling (oompa loompa)
(sped up vers.)
"This is so disrespectful!!!!, I can't believe you would play this at your best friends funeral!!"
*all loved ones shun you*

'In the car'
Let me put on some music!- *you will get 30 minutes of uninterrupted listening after this short break* (lies) "tampax can protect just like pads!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰
Friend later* Marsai Martin isn't real she can't hurt you, i'll put on some calming music...
"Marsai
Martin here!! ok true story! One time while vacationing in the Bahamas-
โ€œAHHHH SKIP IT PLEASE SKIPโ€
"I can't Spotify free froze the screen!!"
"You ran out of skips!!!!"
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Free liping

When a woman isn't wearing any underwear and her lips are able to breathe.
What underwear are you wearing?
I'm not wearing any, I'm free liping l.
by Piper Lay May 16, 2023
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roam free

To refuse to ever commit to being available to connect at any time. You can only connect when the stars align and you happen to catch them at the right time.
"I can never get ahold of Kelly to discuss issues related to the business plan. She has to roam free".
by ChuckUrbanDictionary March 28, 2007
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Free

when you are absolutely garbage a fortnite and can be beaten by anyone
i beat him so many time he is so free
by YaBoiCharles123 February 16, 2021
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Free-Lippin'

When a girl (usually a slut) wears pants, with no underwear underneath.

Female version of freeballin.
Scott: "hey man, did you ever bang Alexa?"

Luke: "of course bro, you didn't know that bitch is free-lippin' all the time? Too easy."
by Hahaha234!!! January 29, 2014
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busting out the free throw

when a person wins in a situation due to most of his/her counterparts mistakes.
joe: aye bro so tell me why buddy was cockblocking with his girl.
joel:awe damn, she curve you?
joe: nah bro iโ€™m busting out the free throw, she thought he was on some girl shit, so she gave me her number.
by trillscumbag January 8, 2019
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