National Eat Ren’s Ass Day

National Eat Ren’s Ass day is a National holiday celebrated on August 25th where you find a person named Ren and eat their ass real good for fun!

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

I should eat your eyes

To say someone they are cute, popular in Shaki ( Azerbaijan ).

oooh you are so cute, i should eat your eyes

by sphagett April 27, 2022

All you can eat crab

When a woman had crabs and someone goes down on her

Bruce was in the mood for all you can eat crab so he went down on Karen

by Phoofs June 23, 2018

National Eat your Cum Day

Bored? Eat your cum! June 12th is the perfect day to eat your cum so start eating!

Riane: "Beau it's national eat your cum day"
Beau: "Oh shit you're right brb" /j

by RianeCraft June 12, 2021

does killer croc eat people

Yes. Yes he does.

Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.

by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018

Share the cake don't eat the cake

To give some to others rather than keeping to yourself.

When Daniel wouldn't share his toys with me I told to him to share the cake don't eat the cake.

by Kotchi April 30, 2019

eat dasha arse out day

If you are in a relationship with a dasha you must put your tongue Up her ass

Ayy yo dasha ready for this baby girl

Yes daddy please tongue anal fuck me
eat dasha arse out day

by Dasha’s daddy February 2, 2022