by hellodude2134 January 24, 2019

(Noun, verb)
1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.
2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.
3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.
2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.
3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”
by I’m not with him July 13, 2025

The term is derived from the action of hobbling. The name is inspired from the wood which is allocated between the ankles of the person that is going to be sledgehammered on the ankles. The mission of wood-block is to facilitate the breaking of ankles.
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by darrenoia2 November 7, 2013

One who lies about their relationship status with another party in hopes of gaining a commitment out of it.
Rachel was acting crazy last night and tried to cuff block me, I caught her lying to Monica saying she was my girlfriend.
by No One Will Know Show November 21, 2019

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