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You can't block this

You can't avoid it
it will catch you

you can't block it
Sara says: Stop following me
It: You can't block this
by hellodude2134 January 24, 2019
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Guac Block

(Noun, verb)

1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.

2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.

3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”
by I’m not with him July 13, 2025
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Wood-block

The term is derived from the action of hobbling. The name is inspired from the wood which is allocated between the ankles of the person that is going to be sledgehammered on the ankles. The mission of wood-block is to facilitate the breaking of ankles.
She placed the wood-block between his legs and proceeded her action.
by İDoWBBOTBack January 5, 2019
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Bypress Block

The tuffest niggas in the Bronx ‼️ Known for having other hoods take flight
Don't go to Bypress block them nigga wild
by Nobodyxzy October 8, 2016
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worker's block

A psychological inability to bring oneself to do work, particularly for one's employer.
"Man, I did nothing but play foosball all day today. I have a bad case of worker's block."
by darrenoia2 November 7, 2013
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Cuff Block

One who lies about their relationship status with another party in hopes of gaining a commitment out of it.
Rachel was acting crazy last night and tried to cuff block me, I caught her lying to Monica saying she was my girlfriend.
by No One Will Know Show November 21, 2019
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