turtle beef

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.

No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?

by LtChaser December 14, 2021

Beef-Witted

Someone stupid, dumb, or dull. e.g; little sisters

The person who doesn't approve this word is beef-witted.

by Leroop December 15, 2021

Beef custard

Cum

Oh, yeah. Give me your beef custard

by Nyko bear December 18, 2021

Ground beef in a can

Artillery shells and equipment

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

Beef hotpot

A beef hotpot is preformed by pooing in a girls vagina during intercourse. Then you proceed to use your penis like a shoehorn to make sure it gets all the way in there.

That girl just gave me the beef hotpot eyes

by Big ski January 24, 2022

Beef

The person who your talking to (in a romantic sense) or hooking up with

Person one: “are you on beef?”
Person two: “yeah, Erica and I have been snapping lately”

by Slimegal January 26, 2022

beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.

Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.

by Tubesnakes February 4, 2022