apple

you damn motherfucker
why are you searching the definition of an apple on urban dictionary
are you really that bored

"EAT THE DAMN APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Meme Ghost September 27, 2021

Appled

To be hit in the balls with an Apple

Matt threw an Apple at Dave, Dave has the hand eye co-ordination of an amputee with Parkinsons, missed the catch and got Appled in the balls. Dave got a good Appling.....

by DustyDaveGotAppled October 5, 2021

Apple bottom

The act of shoving an apple into your rectum then pooping it out into another persons rectum and play catch with it

Yo me and Jerry had the best time Apple bottoming

by Jerry buttsexandcheese October 6, 2021

Applause

When two people with the clap have sex.

“Hey didn’t you hear that Sierra gave matthew the clap?” “Oh yeah so now when they fuck they applause!”

by butmuncher3000 October 7, 2021

apple danish

Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.

I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.

by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021

apple sauce

god

"apple sauce striked on the stupid people of earth because they were eating apples"

by appleasuce October 29, 2021

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021