Douche Swag

The swag one entitles after being a douche bag for a long period of time. Also known as Douche Swagger

Charles: Wow why is Biff being such a douche bag tonight?
Frederick: Oh thats nothing new Biff has got that Douche Swag.

by Young Don23 August 13, 2012

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Douche Kebob

An unbelievable IDIOT. I find I use it most in reference to MY BOSS.

He is an unbelievable DOUCHE KEBOB for saying that to me

by Sy Bone ya March 7, 2011

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le douche

can mean either "cool" or hott, or ugly or stupid, depening on the sentence.

Good : kelly, your outfit is so le douche!
Bad : Ew, her outfit was soo le douche last night!

by gvnther March 15, 2008

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When someone makes a lot more money than me and drives a nicer car like a BMW I call them a BMW Douche.

I can't stand the fact they can walk into a BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz dealership and put down 50,000+ in cash for a customized brand new BMW with all the bells and whistles.

Or the person may have a good job/ more money in the bank than I do and The most convenient thing to do is call them a douche to make up for the fact I could never afford any of the possessions they can.

I really can't think of anything else to call them so I'll use Douche.

Look at that BMW Douche, I wish I had the money to drive a car as nice as that

by Booby.Ss April 26, 2010

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douche bag

a device to clean your cooter

douche bag-her poonay smelled like a summerseve because its been douched too much

by kyle namsserk October 25, 2006

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douche bag

A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!

My friend, that piece of shit!

by Bob November 17, 2004

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