Where you have a brutal, disgusting shit and you roll your sleeves up to prepare for the coming storm...
John:"Awh man i just had a horrible shit."
Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"
John:"Thank god i did..."
Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"
John:"Thank god i did..."
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'An Excerpt from gone to oregon'
Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of 2 could've been a banker guess a farmer will do, why did you get to chose?
Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of 2 could've been a banker guess a farmer will do, why did you get to chose?
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Get the Slippery When Wet mug.When your on the John boat with your two older brothers, facing opposite ways, and you all ejaculate behind you making a pretzel shaped stains on the boat.
“Went fishing with Johnny and Bobby, the fish weren’t biting and we got board so we just Mississippi wet pretzeled and went home”
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Me: "Did you know the US album cover is different from it's international album cover. Yes Slippery When Wet has a weird international album cover."
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To the astonishment of the police officers at the station, Dwayne passed the drink driving test… apparently he was a wet brain drunk.
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by Radicles The Alien November 27, 2020
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adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
Oh Hell!...Jethro...If you're gonna stand there with your MAGA hat & pitchfork & Not storm the Capitol!,
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...
Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....
Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...
Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....
Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
by Andy / Jack February 7, 2021
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