duck smarts

The only form of smarts that you have in water.

BOOM duck smarts

Its okay Billy, I guess your just don't have duck smarts

by duck_human November 3, 2020

Ruddy Duck

This is when one individual rides on top of another (Usually in a Sexual Manner) and every time the person on top rides they make a "Quack! Quack!" sound.

Alesha Rode Tristan well, all you heard in the neighbors' house was the loud, repeating of the words "Quack!" "Quack!" followed by a banging sound. Wonder what they are up to. This is The Ruddy Duck.

by TheGamerdox October 4, 2022

Duck valls

Someone trying to accuse you of sucking balls. but I’m all reality they’re admitting they’re gay and want to suck your balls.

Jeramy: hey dude you duck valls
christy: LMAO come here and try it pretty boy
Jeramy:what?? I tried to say suck balls.

Christy: duck valls means you’re gay and want to suck MY balls tho

by Lizzyleeroy August 19, 2023

duck and truck

Where you duck down underneath someone and then thrust upwards into their anus using your head. Like a truck.-Alex Ennis

Im going to duck and truck ye first born

by Ainsleyfishbuga207 September 7, 2016

ducking

the act of being a duck

"I went to the park and saw some ducks ducking around"

by nickel1144 December 8, 2022

duck buddies

Not dating but exclusively fucking each other. Being together without the commitment of dates/dating

Dude, no we’re duck buddies.

Are you guys ducking?

I want her to be my duck buddy

by moomoo74 April 11, 2021

Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.

Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck

by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022