Pumpkin Tits

Michael Kylmasz, large man titties

Damn LunchBox, get your pumpkin tits out of my face...

by Random June 21, 2003

tit wank

My God... well, Mark might wank his own tits... but other homosapiens place their cock between a woman's breasts and trust into the female's mouth. But hey, if you know how to wank your tits, good job! :D

''Yo mamma, stick yo fat tittehs round ma w33ner :p''

by n3xUs December 8, 2003

Cheese Tits

the condition in which the breasts have become so aged that the milk therein has curdled into cheese.

"Dude, that blue-hair has some nasty-ass cheese tits."

"Cheese tits...on the prowl."

by Molybdenum Bromide November 13, 2009

tit goblin

A person normally named Sam who is know for stealing your kills and loot in fortnite battle royal

“Get me you tit goblin” oh sorry my mic unplugged

by Widowmain June 14, 2018

cock-tits

noun. Term referring to a man's testicles or balls. Also known as "dick boobs".

All this humidity really gets my cock-tits sweating.

by behindtheblindfold July 13, 2010

Juggling Tits

When you are around as many topless girls that you are metaphorically Juggling Tits

Will: How many girls were you with last night?

Noah: Man, there were so many girls I was Juggling Tits

by theprojects December 12, 2010

high as tits

When a person is heavily under the influence of a drug that is associated with 'getting high', such as marijuana or mushrooms.

John decided to try a bit of the spliff at the party on Friday and upon returning to his flat the following conversation ensued between him and his fellow roommate, Fred.

Fred: Where ya bin John boy?

John: Just out having a wee bit a drinks with the mates

Fred: Ahh and puffin on the ol wacky tabacky I see, you look absolutely high as tits bruv

John: Ay, that I am Freddy. That I am.

by scytheblade69 July 11, 2016